So, last night, my best friend came over. We were planning our vacation and picking out a hotel to stay in for two nights. As we were going through our hotel selections (which were slim pickens...hoo boy) she was nervous that we might stay in a not so safe area especially since we didn't know the area that well.
"Let's take a look at the pools."
"Why? Even if it's in a crappy area it could still have a pool."
"I want to see if it's an outside pool or not."
"Are you planning on swimming?"
"No."
"Then why are you looking?"
"Because I figure if it's an area that you're likely to get shot in, they won't have an outdoor pool."
"...why?"
"Because," I paused, "it would be like shooting fish in a barrel."
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