A coworker of mine was writing the date on something yesterday. He turns and looks at me and says "What's today's date?"
I responded, "3/14. It's Pi day."
He looked at me like I'm crazy and I said, "You know, like in geometry? 3.14...."
He and my boss both look at me with blank stares.
As I walked away I said, 'And thus concludes the mystery of why Amanda was dateless in high school."